Government Officials Looking Out For Us

A person was checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which the person replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" The employee smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. Two people were crossing when one asked what the buzzer was for. The other explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, the first one responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

Then there is the individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.